PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. An